What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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