- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

kesha is a virgin.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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