Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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more like nig!

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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The dewey decimal system

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Women's rights

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Women's Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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