Refrigerator

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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The government

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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