Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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