I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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