Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

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