- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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