this is not a joke. jks

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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