how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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