- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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