what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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