A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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