- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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