- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm 4 and what is this?

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

A ginger was with his friends

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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