- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

its snowing on mount fuji

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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A black person walks out of KFC

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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