Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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