Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What can fly? Lots of things

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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