- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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