Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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