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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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