Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Get off my porch.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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learn the ropes?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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