- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Has u seen my grammar?

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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