one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Apple juice.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

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