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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

guess what chicken butt

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

A man buys a prius

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