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feminism

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Lil' Wayne

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

its snowing on mount fuji

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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