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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

men