- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

men, men like men= men+bed

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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