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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Caca.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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