- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

women's rights

The dewey decimal system

What's two plus two? Window

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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