- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

bacon

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Who wants pizza crusts?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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