- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

you suck

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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