Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A black student graduated High School

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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The dewey decimal system

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Cool Brian

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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