What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Jews

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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porn-hub

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women's rights

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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