6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

captcha: all yer base

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Jerry.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

mental kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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