- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

I grunt when I poop.

canada

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Sixty... eight

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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