"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

Which is longer? A rope...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Nickleback.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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