Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Life

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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H o m o comes out as homo

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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