A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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