- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Which is longer? A rope...

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What do u call a banana? A banana......

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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