- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Women's rights

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why? Why Not?

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