- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what did the farmer do? plant

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

one morning i turned on my tv

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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