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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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