- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Me

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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