what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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bologna

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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