An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

5 people are walking

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

sorry got to poo

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

White men's rights

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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