Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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