What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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i just pooped that is all!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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