Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

I have a gay camel

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

You read the Terms of Service.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what's black and can't swim?

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Anti Joke

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