Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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a woman votes!

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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This statement is false.

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Anti Joke

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