- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Katy Perry

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Rick Santorum 2012

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

cancer

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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