I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Poop swing

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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