Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

ded on boomer and aodddan

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

My friend harris is fat.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Check out page 4016 :)

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...