What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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The government

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whats 69+2? 71

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Guess what What

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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