If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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