- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

At least I dont have AIDS.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

whats black and white? a zebra

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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