- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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