- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Liverpool City Football Club

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

bronson watt walks into a bar.

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